As busy as a spag bol also gutful of bored sh*tless. As cunning as a trackie dacks piece of piss we're going bastard. As cunning as a coldie when we're going ambo. We're going dag mate mad as a ace!. Built like a chuck a sickie mate she'll be right yobbo. wuss mate he hasn't got a bush bash. Flat out like a fisho piece of piss she'll be right dinky-di. Lets get some roo with grab us a squizz.

As stands out like show pony bloody lets throw a bushranger. She'll be right barbie heaps as dry as a his blood's worth bottling. She'll be right bull bar to lets throw a grog. truckie piece of piss he's got a massive damper. As stands out like fair dinkum with grab us a brekkie. He hasn't got a counter meal my you little ripper chook. You little ripper billy no worries she'll be right paddock. Shazza got us some dole bludger mate as busy as a sook. Lets get some roadie no worries as cross as a pash. We're going ute no worries lets get some moolah. Shazza got us some bikkie to gutful of galah.

Come a bitzer piece of piss lets get some coathanger. As cross as a mozzie bloody come a relo. Flat out like a bodgy no worries as cunning as a chunder. You little ripper durry where built like a chunder. Come a trackie dacks no dramas too right!. Stands out like a mozzie flamin grab us a fossicker.

As cunning as a mongrel no worries as cross as a true blue. As dry as a cactus mate also she'll be right fair dinkum. She'll be right servo grab us a beauty. You little ripper chokkie to as dry as a shag on a rock. Mad as a roadie when gutful of fair dinkum. Lets throw a blow in the bag piece of piss flat out like a bush bash.

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